i don’t text first unless ur bae or my drug dealer

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do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

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How many followers ya haavvvvv


2.. me and you

wanna dance?


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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