i don’t text first unless ur bae or my drug dealer

(Source: h0mefry, via bad-af)

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

(via princess-fellatio)

Anonymous:
How many followers ya haavvvvv

blackgirlsrpretty2:

2.. me and you

wanna dance?

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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